Cheap Thrills

by Jim Bailey

I discovered 3A toys, and in particular, World War Robot, about a year and a half ago and reacted emotionally to say the least. Nothing had triggered that sort of bone-quaking visceral response since I was a kid and really, really into my toys and comics.  As I began to devour everything on the 3A menu, I slowly puzzled out the metrics of this phenomenon I felt.  It’s all deeply influenced by the pop stuff that Ashley Wood  (and I) was enthralled with as a kid. Turns out we’re the same age and have the same iconic images and stuff burned into our psyches. Go figure. The Names of bots and colorways and characters are reminiscent of early eighties GI Joe. The early chiaroscuro Popbot art looks like Frank Frazetta pounded it out on one of his notorious Sunday evening last-minute frenzies. The robots look like they come straight out of Star Wars. Square is clearly influenced by the Gonk Power Droid.  Bertie Warbot is R2D2 with hands instead of feet, two pegs where his third leg should be, IG-88 style bandoleer, and killer new paint jobs!  Heck, the card packaging IS the Star Wars packaging but for a few tweaks. Nom Deplume variants are clearly influenced by Vader and the Stormtroopers. I have my carded Noir and DIY sitting with some Daywatch and Nightwatch bots. Right above them are carded black and white imperial figs along with some loose Stormtroopers and Vader. The resemblance is uncanny…and cool. The company logo is even a riff on my favorite model company as a kid: Tamiya.  I could go on for pages about influence, homage, and art, graphic design, and toy history in 3A’s works but that’s not what this article is about. Maybe Brodie will nut up and invite me back to do another piece someday if I don’t get booed off stage with this one!

So…when 3A showed their prototype Stormtrooper and Boba Fett, I just about lost bladder control. There it was! The real deal! You have to understand that I had not purchased or really even checked out an action figure since I was about 12…and that was 29 years ago. When the word came down that they would not be granted a license, I started to look around. The first thing I found was the Medicom and Hot Toys stuff. Incredible, but a bit pricy and too tall. I never did go for the 12″ figs when I was a kid. Too much like dolls in my mind. Then, I found the Vintage Collection from Hasbro. We were shopping for something at Target and I happened by the toy aisle, picked up a 3 pack that was packaged just like the original 1978 3 packs (that I got all of for Christmas that year), got home, opened it up, and started playing. Couple hundred bucks later I had like 50 Star Wars figs laying around. These guys are amazing and dirt stinkin’ cheap, next to 3A stuff anyway. They ain’t your Daddy’s Star Wars figures, that’s for sure!

Luke "don't sass me" Skywalker

These are 3-1/2 inch figs like the originals. The sculpting is fantastic, the paint work is tight and the decals are really clean. Check out my homeboy Luke in the pic above. There is a holster for his pistol and that lightsaber clipped onto his belt comes off. He comes with powered-up saber as well as the helmet. Four accessories for an X-wing pilot? Wow! Oh, the individual blister cards for this line of figures are to die for. They look just like they could have been released back in the day. Don’t have any in these pics because I picked the figs up CHEAP in big lots on the ‘bay. Display room is at a premium anyway.

Princess Leia

The Rebellion. Featuring.. Jim's wife?

By the way, this is not actually a review of a set of toys but more of a “hey, check all this stuff out” kind of deal. I warn you that my photography sucks. You can find detailed reviews of all this and much much more on a whole host of dedicated fan sites out there.  Better photos too :-).

editor’s note. Jim, are you REALLY telling people to go check out OTHER review sites? grumble grumble… sigh, continue..

One of the greatest things about these figs is the level of articulation. Almost any pose is possible. They have ball and/or swivel at neck, shoulders, elbow, wrist, waist/legs, knees, and feet. Some of the figures pictured here are from older lines but anything done in the last two years by Hasbro is insanely poseable. That’s an older Chewie above. I think he’s from the SAGA line. Good stuff there too but can’t hold a candle to the new figs. They haven’t redone Chewie yet. The other big deal with the Vintage Collection  is that the face sculpts look like the actors. That Leia Hoth face is about the size of my pinkie nail but it looks like Carrie Fisher . So does my wife, strangely enough 🙂

Big daddy pimp Vader. And Crew

Yeah, that’s right. Check out Vader and his posse. These are stormtroopers from one generation back. The newer ones are even MORE poseable. Vader’s helmet is in two pieces so you can have him rockin’ the hamburger head if you want. I really love how cleverly the joints are all concealed, across the board. Most poses look seamless and natural.

"Comander, what good does chest armor do if our faces and crotches are exposed?"

The Hoth imperials above are a mix of new and older stuff. Snowtroopers, At-AT pilot, and Commander are TVC. Veers and AT-ST pilot are SAGA. At-AT Commander (far left) is a must. Seriously, just go spend twelve bucks on ebay and get one. Right now. Oh, there’s IG-88 hiding behind him. Get him too. He’s so poseable he can break dance.

Bossk

Big bad Bossk here shows you just how far action figure design has come in 3 decades. I LOVE this guy. I loved him then too although he clearly looks like a freaking muppet next to his contemporary counterpart. Another thing I’ve done is go back and collect all the recarded figs up through the second wave of ESB. That’s about when I quit collecting Star Wars in earnest when I was a kid. I moved onto GI Joe then punk rock and girls. This is fun too. You can buy restoration kits for cheap on ebay. Collect nice specimens of your favorite old figs and recard them yourself. Multiple variants of cardbacks are available too so you can match the backs you had as a kid…if you even remember. I don’t. I mean, I’m a geek and all but…

Snow Job

Yeah, GI Joe is doing it too. These figs are taller. More like 4″. They still feel just right. Check out Snow Job above. This is one of the single coolest figures in my collection. The illustration and graphic design on the packaging  is really tight and homes looks all set to take out a Deep Powder Bramble or a Snowballer droppie with his recoilless. All of the previous comments RE Star Wars apply to this guy. Where he leaves them in the dust is the accessories. See the pic below. He has his rifle with removable swivel tripod, a backpack, 2 skis, 2 poles, camp stove, skillet, gas can, radio and handheld, an ice pick for mountain climbing and, get this, a tent (not shown) that utilizes his skis and poles as the structural elements. Oh, and his jacket comes off, and he comes with a base and cool fold-out mission insert. Is that crazy or what? That’s accessorization at the level of a 12″ fig! These are fetching about 20 bucks after-market. Still a steal at that price, sez I.

Snow Jobs Stuff, wow!

Snake Eyes. Badass and going strong since 1982.

The Snake Eyes above, from the Pursuit of Cobra line by Hasbro (Snow Job is too) is so dripping with accessories that I get lost. There are two knives with sheaths, a pistol with a holster, two katanas with two removable sheaths, explosives pack on shoulder strap, removeable tac vest/harness, trademark UZI and pistol (both have removeable silencers), an assault rifle (not shown), and a head variant (not shown). Whew! My only issue with the Pursuit of Cobra Joes is that they are weirdly long in the legs and the hip articulation, just like the old skool figs, detracts from the presentation.  Most of the new Joes are just as goofy as the later waves of the originals so you have to dig around to find the good stuff.

They have that OG G.I. JOE smell

In addition to the Pursuit of Cobra, there are several other GI Joe lines that have interesting features or that might appeal to peeps. The pic above is of some figs that are the real equivalent of the Star Wars Vintage Collection. They are well articulated, nicely sculpted updates of their 1980-1982 counterparts and sport the original card art. Flash was my first back in the day. $1.50 at Best Products! It took me 6 weeks of allowance to save up for him. I fell out after the 2nd wave cos I grew up (sortof). Snow Job was my favorite fig as a kid. How could he not be. He had skis! There are a couple of nice figs in the Rise of Cobra line as well as the new stuff available at Target/TRU based on the animated series. Cartoony but lots of fun.

One last bit on all this stuff: it’s built to be chewed on by 2 year olds and dogs, go through the wash, and handle at least one bottle rocket shot. Enough Black Cats or a blowtorch will probably kill them (like they did in the eighties) but the point is that these are meant to be played with. They can handle it. Sometimes I think I get lost in the “value” of the relatively shoddily constructed art toys  I’ve collected over the last year and a half and treat them too gingerly. Just pose them occasionally and let them sit there. Give yourself a rest from the fear and go slumming for some cheap thrills. For what you drop on a 12″ fig, you can get buckets of this mass-market stuff to mess around with. I guess I’m just an old guy. The mass-market stuff is so massively better than what I had as a kid (and in many ways, better than 3A) that I can’t help myself. If the devil himself handed me the Bossk and the Snow Job that I feature here back in 1981, I kid you not, I would have sold my soul.

Rock on, brothers and sisters!

Jim Bailey aka Grindhouse

www.grindhousegames.com

NEW 3A RELEASES!

1/9/2012 Update: He’s gone 😦

1/7/2012 Update: Zaku is still up over at bambaland. Word it he’ll be staying up for a bit to give more people a chance  to (sell off  bodily fluids for cash ) grab him. He could come down without warning though so if you’re on the edge.. JUMP man!

New 3A releases!

Head over to bambaland on Jan 6th (today!) in a few @ 9:00AM HK to snag the first of 3A and Bandai’s collaboration on it’s infamous Gundam series.. Zaku!

This guy is a monster, standing some 16 inches tall. From the images, he looks amazing. I haven’t paid attention to Gundam since high school but this guy caught it!

Hopefully he’ll be up for 24 hours to let whoever’s hankering to snag him.

$330 USD includes international shipping

3A retailers just started stocking the all new ghillie suit sporting BBICN Exclusive Bot Sniper Punter!

I love the massive sniper gun and of course the ghillie suit. Nice to see a little camo on the face too. A must have.

Prices vary, but seems to be in the $140 – $150 range

A few great shops to check out if you’re interested – Fallen Regime, Vinyl Purgatory, One Sixth Bruce (UK), This is Vinyl.

The BEST of 3A 2011

ThreeA has had a lot of exciting releases this year with (sadly for my wallet) no signs of slowing down.

This being the tail end of 2011, I thought it’d be prudent to do a round up of my top ten toys from 3A 2011(esque).

This list only includes 3A toys that shipped and are in hand. Some of the items actually dropped in 2010 so this is all based on when we actually got them. As much as I’m anticipating getting my laundry list of preorders in, none are included here.

I’ve heavily fondled every figure mentioned below to deliver the best top ten list possible

10. Zomb 2.1

When Zomb 2 was announced, every 3A collector under the sun did a  backflip for joy. When Zomb 2 was finally shipped, almost that same amount bemoaned it’s many negative perceived differences in appearance between the promo shots shown during their sale and what we all actually got. While the sculpt was cool, the paint on their hands and face was dull and flat, the weathering on the boiler suits was weak and lacked any sort of depth. They seemed to lack the overall polish and care anyone collecting 3A for any amount of time had come to expect.

Almost immediately, Ashley Wood (3A founder, super artist of countless robots, pretty ladies and cats) swooped in bearing epic-customer service guns and said something to the affect of, “these aren’t up to par, we’re sending replacements to everyone for free on our dime.” Just like that, everyones Zomb 2.x collection doubled, like ’em or not, no questions asked.

A few month’s later,  Zomb 2.1 starts hitting doorsteps and they seem to completely live up to what everyone was hoping for to begin with. When held up next to the OG Zomb, you’re still able tell a difference in the quality, but the new kid hold’s his own just fine.

Faith, restored with a single toy.

9. SDCC Exclusive AP Ascended Popbot

I love the design of Popbot. He stands as my favorite Ashley Wood robot just slightly behind Dropcloth. He’s the lynchpin in one of Ash’s most well known universes, so getting the toy right was unmistakably important. If you don’t already know, 3A most certainly did. Popbots are fantastic.

I had to make a difficult call between giving the #9 spot to 1/6 Ascended Pop or 1/12 SDCC Ascended Pop. I have both. I love both. They both look amazing with their grungy white wash paint and side kitty. They’re both a lot of fun to pose and really stand out on display. SDCC Pop comes with TWO pistols while 1/6 comes with only one.. but somehow that makes 1/6s single canon appear more powerful or maybe more important.. so it balances out and doesn’t seem to make much of a difference to me.

In the end it came down to which version I mess with the most and that is un-mistakingly lil’ SDCC Pop. I play with him all the time because he’s perfect desk size, has all the articulation of his larger brother and comes with two guns which make for all sorts of fun configurations.

Ok, maybe the two guns do make a difference.

8. Kid Sarge

Exclusive of the newly designed MK2 Square 10 pack and the only bi-eyed Mk2, Kid Sarge is something all together different. Cigar hanging out his cute face, a plume of smoke puffing off his back and long skirt hiding his long creepy double jointed MK2 legs. Sounds good on paper it does not! The results however are a ton o’ fun.

The MK2’s in general were the surprise hit of the year I think. Most folks were thrown by the omni eye and long spindley legs, a far cry from the familiar and friendly looking squares of old with their stubby legs and a standard pair of optics. Kid Sarge mixed the old with the new and added a bit of twist to even that unholy union. Completely unique on the shelf and one of my favorite releases this year.

7. JC

I’ve spent more time posing my Tracky boss JC than any other 1/6 toy on my shelf. He’s what you get when you combine equal parts Bruce Lee, a wise man, a hobo, and someone born on the mean streets of Sydney. He has my favorite head sculpt of any 3A toy and has the best hand sculpts as well. What more do you need than a fist and a tiger claw to keep things lively? His clothes are forgiving and his articulation is top notch allowing for whatever crazy kung fu pose you can think of.

JC is the Tomorrow King of the Adventure Kartel world, which only makes sense if it makes sense to you.

Side Note: I had standard and Mauro JC for a little bit and loved their hooded robes. In the end, Tracky Boss won me over but I hope we see those robes again in some form in the future.

6. Kyuuketsuki

My anticipation for Kyuuketsuki actually began with the teaser pics of a giant orange bothead covered in Action Portable TK’s. I didn’t know what it was, or how to get it.. but I NEEDED that bothead. I wasn’t 3AA at the time so I was unable to buy the 3AA exclusive Kyu and had to “settle” with Baka. I told (lied) to myself that I’d be happy with him either way, but as soon as the first person posted a picture of Kyu and that massive bothead, I began to haggle and spread the word that I NEEDED that bothead… I mean Kyuuketsuki. It wasn’t long before I tracked him down (and at an amazingly fair price, thanks dude! You know who you are) and he was in my hands.

I’ll be honest here, if you haven’t picked up on it yet.. the bothead was the main selling point for me on Kyu. I still liken him to the sorta “Snake Eyes” of the 3A world. Once posed, he looks really badass but I find him so difficult to balance I rarely mess with him. Coupled with all the grenades draped all over him that fall off like pinecones whenever I bump, I found myself basically setting and forgetting him. But once I got him set up next to that wonderfully ginormous bothead, the pair became quite an impressive site. He makes a fine center piece to anyone’s collection.

5. GRUNTS

When I first heard about Grunts and how they were to be “meat for the machines” I pictured in my head these inexpensive, stripped down, bare bones soldiers that could be had for a song. I dreamed of lacing my shelves with a dozen of them, either meeting some terrible fate to a group of Dropcloths or have them fighting as a squad, taking on a lumbering giant robot hellbent on seeing how many of them it can fit in the cleats of his giant robot foot. Plans of customizing and maiming the few “spares” I was sure to get began to cluster into my mind.

Then the picture started popping up. Pictures of these bulky, completely kitted out super soldier looking dudes who actually looked like they could give a giant robot a run for his money. Oh, and they rung in at almost triple the price I was wanting to pay. I tossed my keyboard against the wall and poured hot coffee on my desktop in a fit of blinding rage. “La passione!” I yelled.* (*ed note: that never happened) Sure, they looked cool.. but my mind was made up and I already knew what the grunts looked like and these guys weren’t it!

Well, fast forward  six months to me opening the first of the pair I ordered (Stealth and Jungler) and I was immediatly hooked. All my doubts went right out the double pane glass, into the street  and promptly hit by the douche that always drove far too fast through my nieghborhood (It’s 30MPH! There’s CHILDREN playing! COME ON!)

The Grunts are all kinds of awesome, zero question there.

4. Wasabi/Oyaloper

I know I probably shouldn’t group these two under one, but I honestly can’t make up my mind between them. They’re both equally great figs.

If this was to name the best PRICED figure of the year, then Wasabi would be near the top of the list. The simplicity of Wasabi with his single sword and optional rocket launcher makes him easy to pick up and play with for a few moments while the coffee’s brewing. He’s also the first member of the highly anticipated “7 Bones” crew, which somehow makes him instantly awesome. On the other hand, Oyaloper is the first Oyabun/Interloper. He has a slick muted cool-grey color palette that’s synonymous with the Interloper. On top of swords and a rocket launcher, he comes with the always awesome Oya coat and a mask/scarf to change up his appearance as you please.

I almost choked on this drop. I was this close to only buying one, but man I’m so glad I didn’t and grabbed them both. They’re two of my personal favorites.

3. MK3 Bertie mode B

The MK3 Bertie’s was probably my favorite drop of all time. I felt like a kid in a very expensive candy store. For starters, there was a ton of color ways to choose from. These guys looked absolutely MASSIVE in the promo pics and they cost upward of $250 a pop. The latter being for obvious reasons, the least exciting part. I was pretty new to 3A and this was my first big bot to order directly from them. I could only get one so I had to make it count. I went with the most bonkers of the group, the MK3 Nightwatch Bertie mode B

There’s something about those huge ridiculous shoulder canons on my NW (a colorway I HIGHLY recommend btw) Bertie, perched high on the top of my shelves looking down over my desk, that makes me pause and smile every time I see them. It’s that impressive of a bot. For something that came out in 2010 to still make that kind of impression in what’s soon to be 2012 really says something.

2. EMGY GRUNT

You might wonder why I have Grunts lumped together and taking up the # 5 spot on the list and now here at # 2  I have EMGY Grunt all by his lonesome. Why should EMGY Grunt get such special treatment you say? Well that’s simple..

He’s way better.

🙂

I won’t go much into my reason’s for putting this guy near the top. I already did that and if you want to know the details you can read ’em here.

The best looking 3A figure of the year.

1. Action Portable Tomorrow Kings

When I talk about “playing” with the various toys I buy and collect, I’m most likely using the word pretty loosely. It usually translates to mean I take them out of their package, set them up with whatever accessories they came with, try posing them  for 10 or 15 minutes and then sitting them on my shelf to collect dust until I decide it’s time to reposition them again.

When I talk about playing with the APTKs, I mean it. Literally. These guy’s are the most fun I’ve had with anything in my collection hands down. When I (carefully) popped open the clam shell my first APTK came in, stood him up and gave him a simple “kung fu” pose on my desk, I had no idea that I’d be posing and reposing him again and again for the next hour. No lie.

I’m in my 30’s and you might hear me say “pew, pew, pew” and “HYAH!” to a six inch action figure at my desk on a regular basis.

I’m giving my number one spot to APTK’s as a whole. The original’s popped the cherry and brought the fun and anticipation for what’s coming. The 3AA membership Oya’s gave us tiny Oya jackets and more little dudes to hunt down and collect. Then the Unleashed Yo/Yellow Hornet 4 packs show up with their combo goofy/rad two punch that is too funny/awesome to be ignored. Finally we have the Hatchery gaurd and his tiny cleavers chopping his way to our shelves.

I collect 3A for several reason’s. The artwork these toys are based on is created by one of my favorite artist. The toy’s themselves are amazingly well done and inspire me creatively. I’m a bit of a nerd with a passion for games, movies, toys, comics and the like. But, the top reason I collect these toy’s is because, if only for a brief moment, they remind me what it’s like to be a kid again.

No toy has done that like these little guys. They’re perfect.

So there it is, Best of 3A 2011. I’d love to hear your thoughts, if you agree, disagree, etc.. Hell make up your own list and post them in the comments section.

I hope everyone has a safe and fantastic New Years! Thanks for reading and we’ll see you in 2012 with more more more!

*review* WWR Emgy Grunt

*review* WWR Emgy Grunt

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